by Alphonso Thresher
Q. Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? A. So they have something to unwrap.
Q. What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW? A. Grand Theft Auto.
Q. What's a Mexican favorite book store? A. Borders.
Q. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? A. Unemployed.
Q. What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? A. Chase after him, it's probably yours!
Q. Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest? A. Me neither.
Q. How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth? A. Throw food stamps in it.
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish girl and a Mexican girl? A: The Mexican girl has real orgasms and fake jewelry!
Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench can support a family.
Q. How do you stop a Mexican tank? A. Shoot the guy pushing it.
Q: How do you find out the population of Mexico? A: Drop a peso on the ground.
Q. Why do Mexicans drive low riders? A. They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Q: Who's the richest person in Mexico? A: The person who finds the quarter!
Q. What do Mexicans pick in the off season? A. Their nose.
Q. Why don't Mexicans BBQ? A. The beans fall through the little holes.
Q: Why did Coke fire the Mexican? A: He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? A: One can raise a child.
Q: What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? A: Carlos....
Q: Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? A: Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross country.
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Title: Short Mexican Jokes
Author: Alphonso Thresher
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Keywords: jokes,humor,entertainment,recreation,mexico,mexicans,fun,funny,men,women,society,family,culture,hobby
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Category: Hobbies
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