by Porfirio Sanseda
The blonde jokes below are from the book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/100-Blonde-Jokes-Funny-Clean/dp/0986600415/">100% Blonde Jokes</a>. Check it out now for 100s of mean blonde jokes.
How Many Sheep Do I Have? There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. "You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "If I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?" The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
Horrific Accident A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
She Was Soooo Blonde... - She sent a fax with a stamp on it. - Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.' - She tripped over a cordless phone. - She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.' - She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.' - She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Look at the Dog Two blondes are walking down the road, when one says, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"
Parachute Jumping On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?" "That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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Title: Hilarious Blonde Jokes
Author: Porfirio Sanseda
Email: seoed@safe-mail.net
Keywords: blonde jokes,jokes,humor,fun,entertainment,recreation,society,women,men,girls,teens,blonde,celebrities,hobby,art
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Category: Hobbies
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