Funny Amazon Products - Top 10 Worst Baby and Kid Items For Sale
by Starr Matthews
Take a break & check out these crazy Amazon products for a quick laugh. Here are the Top 10 worst baby & kid items - these really are all available to buy on Amazon.com.
Here's another list of Top 10 Amazon Products, although these are much less likely to annoy parents & kids - you may even find something useful!
$17,000 Pacifier with diamonds & white gold
Perfect baby gift next time you are invited to the baby shower of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, or any other celebrity with more money than sense.
Only 3 left in stock last time I checked, so hurry for yours. Also don't forget to take advantage of the seller's special offer - save $5.00 when you spend $49.99!
BOB - TV Screen Time Manager
With BOB available to babysit your kid, now you no longer have to talk to them about their TV habits.
Gadget to outsource parenting? Check. $78 down the drain? Check. Nurturing resentment, mistrust, and avoiding unwanted conversations with your child? Check!
Harness & Tether (or Kid Leash)
Below are real excerpts from positive Amazon comments:
* This leash is okay, it does the job but my son hates it.
* Allow the child to become accustomed to the harness BEFORE going out in public - take the child for walks around the house or in the yard.
Safety Helmet
Worth the $45 investment when you enroll your baby in a Nerf War or paintballing playgroup.
At-Home Urinal
For those inevitable times when your son is away from his urinal, see below for another Number One option.
Tinkle tube
How did little boys manage for so many years with only trees for the emergency pee-break? And don't forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.
Disposable Hand Covers for Kids
Nothing says "I love you" like passing OCD on to the next generation!
Time Out Pad
Ideal for parents who forget kids are sitting in time out, as it has an automatic timer feature to remind them when it's over (can't say that's never happened to me!).
The Daddle
If you buy this for your friend, chances are they won't be your friend for very long.
Love, Chic Baby - fragrances for little girls
Don't worry - they offer a scent for baby boys too!
Here are some other online <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/blog/funnyjohnny74">amazon products</a> I've found if you are looking for another quick laugh. Check out my <a href="http://www.infobarrel.com/Top-10-Worst-Amazon-Products-Funny-Amazon-Baby-Kid-Items-For-Sale">top 10 worst</a> lists to see more related commentary.
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Title: Funny Amazon Products - Top 10 Worst Baby and Kid Items For Sale
Author: Starr Matthews
Email: star_mathews@yahoo.com
Keywords: funny article, top ten worst, top 10 list, kids toys, baby toys, baby products, toy, family, funny, entertainment
Word Count: 379
Category: Babies
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